世界上最强的中国式英文 [复制链接]

1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 k/gZ,  
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 0|\$Vp  
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 }t1a*z  
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ ?vHU#  
together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ Y<ql49-X  
5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have )sp4Ie  
nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 m&?r%x  
6．you me you me 彼此彼此 X=8{$:  
7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ x6ARzH\  
8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知... JNUt$h  
9．WATCH SISTER 表妹 xZF}D/S?Ov  
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! =;&yd';k  
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ M$8^9
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11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足 6,9>g0y'NG  
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 ^7KH _t8
 
13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放 X~,aNRy  
14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 h"lv7;
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15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! y(pks$  
　小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? 58J}{Req  
小明：I am sorry five! #!KE\OI;@5  
16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! Jh[UtYb5  
　　要钱没有，要命一条 t9:0TBt-[  
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 6Yxh9*N~]  
18．you have two down son。你有两下　

哈哈哈哈，喷水~~~~~~~~~~

引用一句方言：lz服都服了.

呵呵，flashcat这句引用，正好是我想说的，四川方言。

走 召 弓 虽

laugh down big tooth!

看看我们中国人的英文水平吧,这就是为什么每年有那么多同学过不了CET4的原因.呵呵.

不求闻达于网络 yi%-7[*]=  
但求开心此时代 uYil ?H{kH  
!!!

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"18．you have two down son。你有两下"最后少了一个"子"..................