世界上最强的中国式英文 [复制链接]

1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 z<)?8tAgq  
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ }mX;0qO  
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 u
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ E4WoKuE1$  
together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 1z{AzpMZ  
5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have uYJ6"j  
nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 {X8F4  
6．you me you me 彼此彼此 >\MV/!W  
7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ &L+u]&!6C  
8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知...
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9．WATCH SISTER 表妹 $S6AqUk$  
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! ,u!c|4  
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 1!,lI?j,  
11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足 _ 57m] ;&  
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 hYF<Wn3L  
13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放 #Mi>f4T;  
14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 FJ~Dg3F1  
15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! ZSHc@r*>  
　小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? 27gK Y Zf;  
小明：I am sorry five! $T~|@XH  
16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! ~,dj)x 3M  
　　要钱没有，要命一条 670g|&v.  
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 mM>{^%2Q:  
18．you have two down son。你有两下　

"18．you have two down son。你有两下"最后少了一个"子"..................

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看看我们中国人的英文水平吧,这就是为什么每年有那么多同学过不了CET4的原因.呵呵.

laugh down big tooth!

走 召 弓 虽

呵呵，flashcat这句引用，正好是我想说的，四川方言。

引用一句方言：lz服都服了.

哈哈哈哈，喷水~~~~~~~~~~