世界上最强的中国式英文 [复制链接]

1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 OM7AK B=S  
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ BVus3Y5IJQ  
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 ]sP  
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ %ib7)8Ki0  
together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ X
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5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have Ks^wX  
nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 kQ2WdpZ/  
6．you me you me 彼此彼此 I+3=|Vef  
7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ |{,c2Ck:N  
8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知... @0tX,Z9  
9．WATCH SISTER 表妹 9`H4"H>yG  
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! eqOT@~H  
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ >s.y1Vg~C  
11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足 _T805<aUW\  
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 ~`$P-^u88X  
13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放 V`c,U7[/  
14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 f"AT@Ga]  
15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! @S5HMJ2=  
　小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? #l9sQ-1Q  
小明：I am sorry five!  Bw+?MdS  
16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!  
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　　要钱没有，要命一条 jWvi%Iqi  
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 vwa*'C  
18．you have two down son。你有两下　

哈哈哈哈，喷水~~~~~~~~~~

引用一句方言：lz服都服了.

呵呵，flashcat这句引用，正好是我想说的，四川方言。

走 召 弓 虽

laugh down big tooth!

看看我们中国人的英文水平吧,这就是为什么每年有那么多同学过不了CET4的原因.呵呵.

不求闻达于网络 (W[]}k;  
但求开心此时代 D$TpT X\  
!!!

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"18．you have two down son。你有两下"最后少了一个"子"..................