世界上最强的中国式英文 [复制链接]

1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 Y]_ruDIW  
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 76Cl\r
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3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 NiEUW.0  
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ :RTC!spy  
together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ \:'/'^=#|  
5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have H2\;%
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nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 |A~jsz6pI  
6．you me you me 彼此彼此

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7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ &{hL&BLr  
8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知... 8 >EWKI
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9．WATCH SISTER 表妹 {4}yKjW%z  
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! /Iy
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龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 8^2oWC#U(  
11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足 n)-$e4u2  
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 ek\ xx  
13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放 LmrfN?5  
14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 y2dCEmhY  
15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 2;`1h[,-^  
　小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? =:Fc;n>c<K  
小明：I am sorry five! 7IH@oMvE  
16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 6<SAa#@ey  
　　要钱没有，要命一条 xh,qNnGGi  
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 [PM2\#K  
18．you have two down son。你有两下　

哈哈哈哈，喷水~~~~~~~~~~

引用一句方言：lz服都服了.

呵呵，flashcat这句引用，正好是我想说的，四川方言。

走 召 弓 虽

laugh down big tooth!

看看我们中国人的英文水平吧,这就是为什么每年有那么多同学过不了CET4的原因.呵呵.

不求闻达于网络 s^G.]%iU  
但求开心此时代 45@ I*`  
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"18．you have two down son。你有两下"最后少了一个"子"..................