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2006-04-09 18:45 |
世上最强的中国式英语，看完晕死~~
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01．we two who and who？ fu}NH \{
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02．how are you ? how old are you? ?t$sju(\
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ `sQ\j Nu
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03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you 9~I\WjB
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04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ t }7hD
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ ^LaI{UDw%h
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05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! vnMt>]w-}
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07．You Give Me Stop!! 25BW/23}e
你给我站住！ LO[1xE9
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08．know is know noknow is noknow d#Sc4xuf
知之为知之，不知为不知... t1b$,jHmKl
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09．WATCH SISTER hhlQ!WV2
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! ,pa,: k?
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die `~UCW K
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心花怒放 T?!^-PD9*
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18．you have two down son。 2]eh[fRQ
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